Now look here, a new short URL service is on it's way up in the world. It looks very promising so far I must tell you. The layout is clean and creative, the servers are fast, the service itself is very simple and straight forward, and the people behind it have even developed a strategical overglocking device to keep overload away from the database. Every time the database is filled with 666,000 URL's, a new main database and directory will automatically be created. All the old URL's will still be intact, and new URL's will be created from the second directory level (example, after 666k entries, instead of shoo.be/1/nr URL's will be saved as shoo.be/2/nr, and you can still access the old ones from shoo.be/1/nr! Just so happens I'm the person behind this great revolutionary service that combines simplicity with the needs of this modern day society we live in. So take it for a test link trimmer, and see what you think. Feedback? Goes below.

UPD: Service down & archived.

What happened to Freedom? Whatever happened to democracy? What about the right to write and rant about whatever, and let your emotions roam and rumble. Freely. Without barricades and palisades to hinder their advance. The age of unlimited is over. The walls are closing in and we are being surrounded with angry red imps, drowning out our rage with fiery fireballs. China is one of the kindest countries in the world, full of kindhearted people and great laws created only for the benefit of peace and prosperity. The people work hard, they achieve much, yet their faces display no emotion and there are no porn sites on their Internet. They are slaves to society, without chance of change or space to expand. They live in the center of an overpopulated and condemned land. The outside world is shut out and they live by their own demand. This article, in China, would be banned.

I read in ad in the local paper about someone who needed their dog walked afternoons, all regular week days. So I gave her a call, no answer. I put down the phone and placed my butt in the comfortable office chair by my computer wondering what work I should take care of next. My glasses. I scanned the three small desks in saturated levels in front of me before quickly jumping off the office chair towards my room on the otherside of the hall to see if I had left my glasses there while changing shirts. A thought flew through my head... the shower? And then I noticed I was actually wearing my glasses already (!). Is this an early sign of some serious age-related syndrome now occurring in earlier ages due to the increased coverage of magnetic fields over the earth? Toxins in our food? Maybe lack of regular sleeping cycles? Or maybe I've just started wearing glasses to much? Whatever the reason, it has me worried out of my binds.

Spooked by high energy prices? Save money with these tips. Yet another creative creation by the Internetal monopoliant. :)

iTime, is a new online utility built to save time. There are calenders you can create to schedule your days, notepads you can use to organize your life, and many other services that are meant to systematically facilitate everything you do. I wonder how much time was spent compiling these various programs, and furthermore I wonder how much time I've spent using them. Sure, I like these nifty utilities, they look great, and they're fun to use, but they're more a faction of addiction than they are time-savers. I find myself typing in things like 'update my facebook profile' on Oh! Do, and adding an important meet for Thursday to play Chess with my buddy Andreas in my onine calender. Why? It's not like I won't remember these things unless I write them down, I'm not senile, and it seems to me that the less time I spent trying to save time, the more time I can spend on purposeful activities, such as writing blogs like this. Be wise.

I'm happy. You? If you feel like it, this is the number one spot to follow my endevorous creativational ramblings throughout the long years, and the rest of us, all a big happy family! I used to blog on cyberDB, one of my other websites dedicated to online resources, and you can find the old blog archives for the first layout here, and for the second layout here (they are no longer updated). You can also read an alternate bulletin on newgrounds featuring a mix of exclusive more newgrounds-oriented posts plus texts taken from my various other scribble-pads, this one among others. Furthermore, I run a blog about money, I had a blog about the future and I like blogging, so who knows what the future may carry with it. Have a good day visitors! I hope you like this place and decide to bookmark it, tag it, or come back later! Here's to another decade of peace and entertainment. Banzai!

UPD: All old blogs have been imported to this one (CyberD), so most of the links in this post are disabled. Also, this is not the first post any longer. :P