I was lost on the net. I didn't know where to go or what to do, it was so big and I couldn't find my way around, the confusion made me depressed and discontent with life. I had three divorces and gained an addiction for fried chicken. Then I found CyberD and my wife returned, I went to rehab for my chicken addiction and life has been great ever since! CyberD, changing your life three steps at a time.

Note that all these names are completely fictional, as are the commercials, I'm just writing this for fun since it's eh... fun. & What? Shampoo commercial? This explains it.

Done. It took a phone call though. They phoned me half across the world to remind me the invoice was due. I didn't even get an email. Strange.

I do realize that this blog is boring, but bear with me people because it's about what I like to write about and not what you like to read about. Wait, did I just contradict myself? Maybe I've been writing more just to write than I've been writing because I love writing. When did this hobby of mine ever become a chore?

It shouldn't be. So I'm taking a step back and redefining my values. What do I want this blog to be about. What do I want to blog about. Do I really want to blog at all? Maybe I just want to write a book instead. Now. I'm taking this under deep thought, so of course I'm not giving you any answers. Not now, already.

Meant to have this done over a year ago. Damn I'm lazy. Wait, I mean late. I'm late. Damn I'm late.

Anywhoo, without further ado, here it is, the grand, the marvelous, the magnificent 1MB! Ok so it's not really that magnificent. I had great plans believe you me, but with a very busy life comes a very little time to build on very little websites. Despite the very small size I hope it's very largely useful for many years to come (so I won't have to change it, I don't have time to do anything more with in anyway). So, enjoy, and tell me what you think! 1MB - Making your website faster, friendlier & smaller.

Oh it's not up yet, but it will be, and I'm not going to have this post collecting dust in the rough drafts pressuring me to do things that will be so much easier to do if they're not a must-do. True? Peace out.

Sorry for the recent downtime people!

It seems like my blog suddenly became too much for WP to handle. I tried filtering through plugins, optimizing the database and performed all kinds of creative countermeasures, but nothing worked. It worked for a while, but then everything turned crazy again, and again, and again... so I did a clean install and imported the old database.

Some things are still missing in the move and others not yet working properly, but overall I'd say even with things missing it's looking a lot better than it did before the move. ;) I'll be revising posts and pages and files all weekend and probably a while through next week to get this sorted out. In the meantime, apologies for all content that can't be reached, I'm working on it.

Or should I say twenty centuries? Maybe ten times two? What am I babbling on about you ask? Well, the blog just recently reached a double thousand posts, so I think that deserves a post of its own, and a plus one towards the next thousand mostly interesting maybe inspiring hopefully entertaining sometimes useless pieces of text hereon posted! +1. :D

Actually it’s way above 2000 already because I just posted this post and I hadn't planned posting this post before I posted it. Post for a hundred is right here, and post for a thousand right here. Have a nice few remaining hours of your week before the end!

In accordance with the Google Adsense policy I shouldn't encourage people to click the ads on my site, so I'll just tell you not to knowing that you'll still go with my will. ;) Looking at the stats the ad above has been displayed about 40,000 times this month and still it hasn't received a single click! How would I do, would I click the ad above? Nope, very probably never, in fact I barely notice it (which is the way it's supposed to be), but still, you'd think that at least one out of a thousand visitors would click the link, right?

So, conclusively, don't click it.