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	<description>A maze of doubleminded shadows</description>
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		<title>Panic over wounded angels</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 10:36:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Chinese artist provoked a public scare when he hung naked mannequins from the outside of skyscrapers. Shanghai artist Liu Jiu put up four mannequins and put wings on their backs for the work, entitled Wounded Angels. But passers-by mistook them for real people perilously clinging to the buildings, reports News Morning Post. One grandmother [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An arab between Houses</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 16:21:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you call an Arab between two houses? An Ali.]]></description>
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		<title>Burger King launches £85 burger</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:03:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Burger King has announced plans to serve up the world’s most expensive cheeseburger – costing a staggering £85. The pricey treat will be made from finest Japanese Kobe beef and topped with foie gras and a rare blue cheese, The Sun reports. It will be available in specially selected branches from May, with Kensington and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man builds vigilante robot</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An American has built a water pistol-wielding &#8216;robot&#8217; to look after his Atlanta neighbourhood. Pub owner Rufus Terrill&#8217;s wife got the inspiration after her husband was threatened several times, reports the Daily Telegraph. The &#8216;Bum Bot&#8217; is waist-high, is emblazoned with the word &#8220;SECURITY&#8221;, has bright red lights, a spotlight, video camera and a water [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adolf Hitler doll</title>
		<link>http://cyberd.org/library/4903</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:02:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Ukrainian toy manufacturer is reportedly marketing an Adolf Hitler doll. The 16in figure &#8211; complete with moveable arms &#8211; will first be available in the capital Kiev and come with a selection of outfits. There will be &#8220;early days Adolf&#8221; &#8211; brownshirt and jodphurs &#8211; and &#8220;wartime Adolf&#8221; &#8211; his grey double breasted tunic, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hungary plans &#8216;tie tax&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:02:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hungary&#8217;s culture minister has unveiled plans for a tax on ties. &#8220;Ties and bow ties are created by designers, who are artists, and therefore some of their earnings should support the arts and culture here in Hungary,&#8221; said politician Maria Schneider. She added: &#8220;Good design is after all a sign of culture, so it is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>James Bond driver fined</title>
		<link>http://cyberd.org/library/4900</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:01:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The man behind the wheel of James Bond&#8217;s Aston Martin has been fined £400 for dangerous driving after he drove the car into a lake during filming. British engineer Fraser Dunn, 29, was left shaken and more than a little stirred after the £134,000 Aston Martin DBS slid off the road and plunged into Lake [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ad finds drinking buddies</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Hampshire widower lacking a drinking buddy has two new companions &#8211; after his son advertised the post at £7 an hour, plus expenses. Jack Hammond, 88, struggled to find someone to have a beer with after moving from his Barton-on-Sea flat to a care home 20 miles away, reports The Guardian. His son Mike, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Horse ditches singer mid-musical</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:01:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Hungarian singer ended up in the orchestra pit after the horse he was sitting on bolted mid-performance. Zoltan Bereczky&#8217;s mount took off when he broke into song at a musical adaptation of Geza Gardonyi&#8217;s The Stars of Eger at the national theatre in Szeged, Hungary. Producers had been worried that the horse, needed for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Driver follows sat-nav into river</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:01:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Norfolk taxi driver ended up stranded after he followed his sat-nav system&#8217;s directions &#8211; into a river. The mini-bus driver was on his way to collect a fare in Castle Acre, near King&#8217;s Lynn, when he took a wrong turn into the River Nar. Fortunately he had no passengers aboard &#8211; but he did [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Plane unlucky</title>
		<link>http://cyberd.org/library/4896</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An £80,000 a year banker gave up the high life to become a carpenter &#8211; only to discover he&#8217;s allergic to wood. Dan Hill, 32, dreamt of a stress-free life after swapping his desk in the City of London for a workbench, reports the Daily Express. But whenever he was in the workshop, he developed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>US outrage at 50p per litre fuel</title>
		<link>http://cyberd.org/library/4895</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[People in the US are reportedly changing their holiday plans &#8211; after petrol reached the &#8220;ridiculous&#8221; price of up to 50p a litre. The national average for unleaded fuel is $3.53 a US gallon &#8211; which works out at just over 47p a litre. But the price in California, the most expensive state for &#8216;gas&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bright spark demands title</title>
		<link>http://cyberd.org/library/4894</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A jobless Romanian electrician proved he is a bright spark by taking a history course and staking a claim to land stolen from his ancestors. Cornel Cernoschi said his ancestor Stephan the Great ruled the province of Moldavia in eastern Romania in the fifteenth century. He has now gone to court demanding the title and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Feeling light-headed!</title>
		<link>http://cyberd.org/library/4893</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Dutch artist has come up with a technique for making realistic life-size models of human heads &#8211; out of paper. Bert Simons, 42, from Rotterdam, uses Computer Aided Design and illustration programs to make his 3D paper portraits and sculptures. He first creates a computer model of his subjects and then flattens the model [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Saying &#8216;I don&#8217;t&#8217; in church</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:59:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Swiss couples are flocking back to church &#8211; to get divorced. An official liturgy for divorce ceremonies is now being determined as so many couples want to end their marriages where they started. Zurich-based Protestant pastor Frank Worbs who is working on the liturgy said: &#8220;A ritual or symbolic process includes meetings with the priest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>English village to defect?</title>
		<link>http://cyberd.org/library/4891</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:59:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An English village is holding a referendum on defecting to Wales &#8211; for benefits such as free prescriptions and free hospital car parking. Residents of Audlem, Cheshire, nine miles from the Welsh border, have organised an online poll asking villagers whether it is time to break away from England. The village is unlikely to come [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Calls for G Raffe flood zoo switchboard</title>
		<link>http://cyberd.org/library/4890</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:58:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hoax calls to Dublin Zoo for Rory Lion and G Raffe are jamming its telephone switchboard. Up to 5,000 unsuspecting victims of a practical joke are flooding the phone lines at the Phoenix park attraction, reports the Irish Independent. They all received text messages to their mobile phones telling them to urgently call the zoo&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In the deluxe doghouse</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Supermodel Rachel Hunter has splashed out on a mansion &#8211; for her pet dogs! The deluxe doghouse is a scaled down version of Rod Stewart&#8217;s ex-wife&#8217;s own Californian home. She commissioned La Petite Maison, which makes homes for pampered pooches for up to £25,000, to build it with terra cotta floors and wrought iron balconies. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To be or not to be, innit?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:58:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A British satirist has translated 15 of Shakespeare&#8217;s classic plays into chav speak. Martin Bauam&#8217;s updated version of Hamlet reveals: &#8220;Dere was somefing minging in de State of Denmark.&#8221; The Danish prince, who is re-named &#8216;Amlet, asks: &#8220;To be or not to be, innit?&#8221;, while Romeo pines for his &#8220;fit bitch Jools&#8221;. Mr Baum&#8217;s other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>John Cleese &#8216;silly walks&#8217; into Poland</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:58:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Polish town has invited John Cleese to judge a special silly walks competition organised in his honour. The Monty Python comedian is enjoying new found fame in the country as the star of a new advert on Polish TV for local bank BZ WBK. It features him trying to persuade the bank to let [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Half cut?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:58:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Manchester landlord has diversified &#8211; by setting up a barber&#8217;s shop in his pub. Chris Cummins, licensee at the Assheton Arms, Middleton, splashed out £5,000 on equipping the salon. &#8220;People can come in and have a pint, pie and a Perry Como,&#8221; he told the Middleton Guardian. &#8220;I haven&#8217;t heard anyone else doing this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cricket club bans sixes</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:57:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A cricket club has banned its players from hitting sixes &#8211; on health and safety grounds. Players at Harrogate Cricket Club, North Yorkshire, have been warned that if they hit balls over the boundary without bouncing it will count only as a four. Harrogate Borough Council, owners of the ground, has decided that the &#8216;no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Porn mix-up lands woman in jail</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:57:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A US woman has been arrested after chasing her boyfriend with a knife after thinking he was an actor in a porn movie. The victim says it all started when he and his girlfriend were inside his Albuquerque home watching the movie together. He says 20-year-old Amanda Moya suddenly decided he was an actor in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Women needed to test chocolate</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:57:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scientists are looking for women prepared to eat a bar of chocolate every day for a year. Researchers at the University of East Anglia in Norwich need 150 volunteers, reports The Times. The aim is to test the theory that chocolate can help women with type 2 diabetes ward off heart disease after menopause. Experts [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mondex the frog-dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:56:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A chihuahua in a scuba suit has won a canine fashion show in the Philippines. Five-year-old Mondex wore a four-legged wetsuit, air bottle, four little flippers and goggles for the day. Mondex was joined by other pampered pooches in the pet fashion show held in a mall in suburban Manila. He faced stiff competition from [...]]]></description>
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