Don't know why I wrote this, but I did write it, so I might was well post it then?

1. Eat coconuts only for breakfast.
2. Do not start work until you've collected all Batman comics produced up to current date.
3. Use your computer only with the screen turned off.
4. If you have sight issues, never use glasses, if you don't, always use glasses.
5. Watch at least twelve movies every Friday.
6. Type with your keyboard facing the wrong way.
7. Write with your left hand if you're right handed, or right hand if you're left handed.
8. Try driving somewhere without using any fuel.
9. As soon as the temperature hits zero degrees, open all windows.
10. Try swimming over the ocean just to see how far you'll get.
11. Bake a delicious pie and keep it in the fridge until it goes bad.
12. Drink only sour milk.
13. Start each day with a cold shower... in bed.
14. Walk on your hands down all staircases.
15. Stand still when you want go go somewhere.
16. Close your eyes when speaking to somebody.
17. Drink tea through your nose.
18. Play golf with a wooden plank.
19. Start boxing without boxing.