Listen, when I say Bob I mean ME.

Who is the Bob?

Some call him the swaying grass beside the flowing river, some call him the zombie without common expression, some call him the sunshine in the darknight, some call him the hero that saved the tortillas from being burnt, some call him the villian that ate my pringles, some call him the maniac of japanese animation, some call him when they need help with their website. You can call him too : 08 58026711 ( SWEDEN ).

Don't take this part seriously ^_^
How will you know the Bob when you see him? Unfortunatly no pictures have ever been taken, so there is no way to be sure that you haven't seen him already. During his travels around the world he has worked for countless spy organisations and infiltrated many multinational companies affecting world economy. He retired at the age of 10 to live a normal life away from suspision and foreign affairs that don't concern him. Currently he is living in Sweden and has settled with a false identity awaiting future operations.

Seriously, Who is the Bob?

In a remote village up in the North of Sweden a Bob was once born in 1989. After that he travelled around the world and learned of many different cultures before he returned to Sweden were he momentarily lives until future adventures. Bobs main intrests are Ninjas, Weapons, Martial Arts, BreakDancing and Power. Even though he is not very good at it yet he dreams of jumping over cars and stuff and doing backflips onto building roofs.

The best computer game he ever played was Oni, and when he starts playing it he sort of gets sucked into the computer and all the amazing martial art movies and powerful weapons, creatures and tactics. It's an alternative reality were he already is a pro. Ever since this one day when Bob thought for the 54 ( or something, Bob lost count ) time that he should start training heavily, he actualy did and is now a training addict who might actualy be able to at least easily jump over cars soon. One of Bobs other main interests is Graphic and Webdesign, which he spends so much time with that it sometimes conflicts with his important training. Just think about how long it took for Bob to make this page. ;)

Bob loves food, Bob loves music. Music, Food and Training are the 3 most important part of life, or at least Bobs. The year 2005 Bob bought 3 throwing knifes and later recieved a throwing star, which he often practices with ( on trees ), as soon as he has the money he will also buy lots of paintguns and air guns and cool stuff. Bob used to train Jujutsu, but eventually got tired of it and stopped. Maybe he will take up the training once again in the future, but not for now. Bobs days consist of 20% computer, 30% training, 2% eating and sleep. Bob is pretty sure he does do other things to though, like go to school.

His dreams for the future are to just live a nice relaxing life with flexible work times. His dream job would be an author and webdesigner, which he is pretty sure he will get, or has already got . . . since he does make sites and write stuff, but in the future also make some money from it. Enough for a living.

On summers Bob travels back up to the North of Sweden from wherever he is and takes a 2 month break from everything including computers and just chills. This is definatly the best time of the year, and Bob greatly enjoys it! Thats all folks . . .

Timeline

1988 - Bob didn't exist, but there was a really good movie this year . . .

1989 - Bob was born

1990 - Bob learned a lot of stuff

1991 - Bob continued learning stuff

1992 - Bob started walking and stuff and moved to Marrocco

1993 - Bob drove a car for the first time, almost into a wall too

1994 - Bob started at kindergarden and learned how to swim. Also ate the best chocolate cruisants he has ever eaten in his whole life ( so far )

1995 - Bob moved to England, got lots of friends, climbed into a treehouse for the first time ( very exciting ), ate these cute little chips that looked like teddybears, accidentaly took the licensplate off a car and ate a maybe poisonous flower but didn't die ;)

1996 - Bob started public school ( skipped 1st grade and started in 2nd immediatly ), had a lot of adventures, got a small firetruck from Timothy

1997 - Bob moved to Chilli, went to volcanoes, beaches, natural parks and turist locations. Bob rewent in 2nd grade in an international school. Bob really liked Ricki Martins and Aquas music at this time. He also liked standing in the bus as it went downhill quickly and swimming underwater in the pool in our backyard.

1998 - Bob did lots of stupid stuff at school, like stealing everyones pencils, but he was later caught and had to give them all ( almost ) back. Bob had the greatest teacher ever, whome he still exchanges letters with sometimes. Bob learned a lot and liked it a lot.

1999 - Bob moved to Costa Rica! Favorite country so far. ;) Great nature, great shopping, great beaches. Bob even saw a Monkey in the wild drinking coca cola ( seriously ). Bob also started eating a lot at school and became a little fat.

2000 - The millenium change, an exciting year for Bob too. Bob won a poetry contest. Bob had a lot of fun with his great friends Sebastian, Benjamin and Jonathan, a family from the Netherlands. They did crazy sht. Bob also ate his first jawbreaker, great stuff!

2001 - Bob moved to Saudi Arabia! HOT. Bob recieved the greatest friends ever : Luke, Josh and Jessie . . . and Grace too maybe, lol. All good friends seem to come in trilogies. O_o They gave Bob lots of great food and Bob became really fat, but at this time he didn't care. Bob, Josh, Jessie and Luke roamed the camp and did lots of crazy sht. Greatest Days of Bobs life. :)

2002 - Bob continued having lots of fun in Saudi Arabia, also became friends with Salim and Muhammed, great people. ^_^ Bob recieved his first airgun. Josh bought it from a shop for 10 riyales and sold it to Bob for 20, but it was still cool, lol. Bob recieved his sisters old computer and was overjoyed!

2003 - Bob returned to Sweden! Bob entered the internet. He hadn't been on computers almost at all before, but now started building sites like a maniac. Bob also started Swedish school, a disgrace to society here. O_O

2004 - Bob started Cyberdyze.com.

2005 - Bob started highschool! Found this great guy from the North of Sweden, a CS nerd though, but nonetheless a good person with similar interests, sort of. Real life didn't progress much, but on the internet he signed up as the Cyberdevil all around the net and was soon knownb worldwide. With the reputation of being able to write hundreds of reviews in one day and take over peoples top scores and places as easily as eating pancakes.

2006 - This was an un-motivational year for Bob with a lot of thinking and thoughts and depression and stuff, at least during the long winter, but it had nice times too, and it aint over yet!

Information

Name : Bob Alexander Axell
Codename : Cyberdevil
Secondary Codename : Ninja
DOB : July - 10 - 1989
Sex : Male
Sign : Cancer
Chinese Sign : Snake
Weight : 85 Kilos
Height : 182 CM
Look : Like a normal person.

Occupation : Webmaster / Author / Artist
Interests : Anything interesting
Location : Infront of my computer, or running somewhere
Adress : Malarvagen 20B, 19730 BRO, SWEDEN
Telephone : (+46) 08 580 26711

Bobfacts

- Bob is a Jujutsu Blackbelt if he trains 6 years more.

- Bob can lift a car easily, a toy one.

- Bobs pancake eating record is 22.

- Bob is a really smart person.

- Bob knows 11 languages ( Can talk decently in 5 ).

- Bob loves French Fries, or any fries in general . . .

- Bob almost has the world record at beating Doom quickly

- Bob has an elite rank in Worms

- Bob is a pro at Oni

- Bob created Cyberdyze.com

- Bob is famous! yeah!

Bobfavorites

Most Favorite things : Happy Endings, Food, Summer Vacation, Music.

Favorite Food : French Fries, Pizza, Tofu Lasagna, Fried Fish, Shrimp Chips.
Favorite Drink : Mirinda, Guanabana Juice, Lemonade, Vanilla Milkshake, Chikoree.
Favorite Candy : Recess Cups, Dark Chocolate, Licorish.
Favorite Chips : Pringles with no special flavour.
Favorite Icecream : TipTop & 88 Black ( by GB Glace )
Favorite Fruit : Guayabana, Watermelon, Japanese Pears.
Favorite Berries : Cloudberry, Strawberry, Rasberry, Crowberry.
Favorite Vegetable : Cucumber.

Favorite Anime : One Piece, Bleach, Great Teacher Onizuka, Naruto, Bible Black
Favorite Cartoons : Scooby Doo, Samurai Jack.
Favorite Books : The Doom Novels, Sagan om Klanen Otori, Ondskan, Goosebumps.
Favorite Publishers : Mån Pocket.
Favorite Poems : Bleach - By Bob Axell.
Favorite Authors : R.L. Stine, Bob Axell, Lian Hearn.
Favorite Comics : Magnum, Donald Duck, Modesty Blaise.
Favorite Comic Publishers : Marvel, Magnum.
Favorite Manga : One Piece, Bleach, Great Teacher Onizuka, Love Hina.

Favorite Sports : Table Tennis, Tennis, Bedminton.
Favorite Athletes : None.

Favorite Music : Anything.
Favorite Genres : Heavy Metal, Death Metal, Rock, Punk, Techno.
Favorite Artists : Pink, Avril Lavigne, Weird Al.
Favorite Bands : Linkin Park, Bomb the Bass, Run DMC, Outkast, Korn, The Eagles.

Favorite Games : Doom, Doom 2, Worms World Party, GTA San Andreas, Jazz JackRabbit, Oni.
Favorite Developers : ID Software, Rockstar, Bungie, Team 17.
Favorite Board Games : Kalaha, Monopoly, Cops & Robbers.
Favorite Card Games : UNO, Poker.

Favorite Movies : Banlieue 13, Total Action, Resident Evil, Terminator 2, Final Fantasy 7, Back to the future, Pirates of the Carribean.
Favorite Genres : Action, Adventure, Horror, Comedy.
Favorite Actors : Johnny Depp, Keanu Reaves, Arnold.
Favorite TV Shows : 24, Lost, Alias.

Favorite Sites : Cyberdyze.com, Newgrounds.com, Gmail.com, Google.com, Hotscripts.com.
Favorite Torrent Site : Torrentspy.com
Favorite Email Site : Gmail.com
Favorite Search engine : Google.com
Favorite Hosting Company : Canaca
Favorite Script Language : PHP
Favorite Programming Language : None
Favorite OS : Windows.
Favorite Computer : Mine.

Favorite Continent : Asia
Favorite Country : Sweden
Favorite City : Tokyo
Favorite Construction : The great pyramids

Favorite Materia : Water

BobUNfavorites

Most UnFavorite things : Dubbed Anime, Little Time, Unhappy endings.

UnFavorite Food : Meat.
UnFavorite Drink : Beer, This disgusting tea I drank once ( don't remember the name ), A mix of tabasco - sallad dressing - pepper - salt - sugar and various other ingredients.
UnFavorite Candy : None.
UnFavorite Chips : None.
UnFavorite Icecream : None.
UnFavorite Fruit : Eh? I don't think I have any . . .
UnFavorite Berries : The poisonous ones.
UnFavorite Vegetable : Wasabi.

UnFavorite Anime : None.
UnFavorite Cartoons : None.
UnFavorite Books : None.
UnFavorite Publishers : None.
UnFavorite Poems : None.
UnFavorite Authors : None.
UnFavorite Comics : None.
UnFavorite Comic Publishers : None.
UnFavorite Manga : None.

UnFavorite Sports : None.
UnFavorite Athletes : None.

UnFavorite Music : None.
UnFavorite Genres : Country.
UnFavorite Artists : Britney Spears.
UnFavorite Bands : None.

UnFavorite Games : None.
UnFavorite Developers : None.
UnFavorite Board Games : None.
UnFavorite Card Games : None.

UnFavorite Movies : Havn't seen anything that bad yet.
UnFavorite Genres : Drama
UnFavorite Actors : . . .
UnFavorite TV Shows : Everything I don't watch.

UnFavorite Sites : . . .
UnFavorite Torrent Site : . . .
UnFavorite Email Site : Hotmail.com
UnFavorite Search engine : msn.com
UnFavorite Hosting Company : None
UnFavorite Script Language : Java, It's too hard. ;)
UnFavorite Programming Language : None
UnFavorite OS : Mac ( I don't hate it, but I don't like it).
UnFavorite Computer : My brothers old computer. index

UnFavorite Continent : None
UnFavorite Country : None
UnFavorite City : Not that I know of yet.
UnFavorite Construction : Factories and sht.

UnFavorite Materia : Radioactive stuff.

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