I am open minded. Truly. I am.
If you don't believe me, please ask uncle Sam
I never pay my taxes, but I don't give a damn
When kids knock down my door, I just tell them to scram
I never touch shampoo, not because I think it's a scam
But because I prefer Heinz baked beans in a can
I'm just writing this phrase to tell you
That this is, how open minded, I am |