The toes crow like bars, grip like claws, sting like needles
Like the folktales of Oz, grim butterflies, fibbling beetles
I fiddle with this missile while I snizzle with my schnitzel
So grab a pretzel if you won't help to grizzle my sizzled fistful
And if I press the button, my mistake, my bad
For old times sake let's remember the times we had
Before I pressed the button and the world blamed me
I know you all remember my supreme generosity
The time when I held you all in the palm of my hand
And yet kept you all here in this fair land
Protective of all irrational unethical uncivilized ways
So just remember and say
"Ah, those were the days" |