I TOTALLY FORGOT THIS YEAR TOO. HOW MANY YEARS FLY BEFORE YOU REALIZE...

HAPPY CAPSLOCKS DAY THOUGH! TIMESTAMP WON'T TELL!

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I'm... getting started on my weight shedding,
So I'll look better than an aged Gremlin,
Doin' situps till my face tremblin,
Is this really the new age-method?
Whatever happened to burning fat with electrodes?
Did the power go wild and fry 'em
Till they were turning up dead roast?

Depopulation agenda.
Fat people sitting on the place of the enders.
Looking for ways to get away all of us
Who look better!
Six pack yeaaaah I'm a get that!
Just let me live in peace!
In all my splendor.

Get a little rich and get a little ripped,
Become a bar arsonist and a narcissist.
Go far with... I can't really spar with the wit!
But with life advice, maybe the nicest vibes,
And light - not really like modern price lists - scripts.

I'm an odd fella. But though he's an idol I'm not Yela.
I don't smoke, I don't drink, I should be all better.
I've never been a gambler or a better, I should have savings.
I should live a life of no rain but rainbows!
Not deadweight days and self-depraving straying.

But hey man, it all goes in woes and waves...
Some nights the surf's up, some nights you turn up for the ride,
But the waves are so high you see the sharks fly,
And think: no way in hell I'll have a safari this starlight,
So you go back to the bar and just sit there like that bar guy.

John Heard. Life is absurd. But you'll see some good spots on the world if you let it whirl!
Get in good shape and go surfing over the burbs!
If that's not working out... don't be so cold and grim!
Do the closest thing! When life's icy: I'm working in.

Green? Red? It's almost Christmas.

I love trees btw.

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I'm not really great with 808s, but I gotta give it all I can or I'll forsake!
What I am, which is a medicine man, mixing the shapes!
And the rhymes in the books doing whatever it takes!
To get grand and make grands and maybe get in shape!
Baking in the sun till my man tits sizzle away!
And I slither like a snake all burnt up and red,
Down to my basement and the land of the dead.

Get in the queue if you want to do what you want to do, give it a rest! Ey! I'm the best!
Just want to prove, I can actually use some loops by Father-of-Death! Ey! Are you impressed?