Five Bloody Graves (1969)

Death the narrator, Ben Thompson the vengeful, his dead wife Mary and Santano the one who killed her - this is their story. And of a bundle of other men. And women. Who all die! It's a bit like Seven Samurai but: pointless.

Apaches and cowboys though, the Western World out in the badlands, with but a hint of civilization apart from the brief sex scene in the beginning...

It's not a bad movie - I love the sights in particular - but it does have you wishing for more.

Props on the promo though Death. If you didn't exist people would probably have to invent you.

The narration's definitely unique.

 rated 3/5: not bad