Hard Ticket To Hawaii (1987)

Props for creative opening credits, something most B-movies from this day and age didn't have! Same thing with outro credits. Names on crates, moving boxes, crates moving around, boxes eh... well it's a fun sequence, low-budget as it may be.

As for the movie itself? Well it has an awesome cover, but content-wise it's not really sublime product. The main characters are a couple of (often topless) babes, so that's a plus, but I wouldn't consider them very good actors. There are big guns, sexy ladies, a snake getting its head blown of, supposed punchlines that don't always make the cut, a killer thriller plot in exotic locations featuring good guys, bad guys, drugs and psychos... and a whole lot of bad acting. It was an entertaining watch... but really nothing I'd watch again!

As Confucius says: Man with deadly hands must be very careful when...slapping on after-shave!.

 rated 2/5: decent