Inktober #1 - The Smooth Return

Uh (uh - uhhh)! Yeah (yeah - yeaahhh)!

Cyberdevil on the beat cause I'm back home!
Got the groove in my feet and my backbone!
Father-of-Death made a 'smooth beat loop'
I saw the name and went 'cool he'll do'

Vocal chords kinda fried though cause I've been practicing!
Five days ago I knew in five days I'd be back again!
Attacking things with my vocal tracts so I chose to scrap with myself
For five days! Won't be doing that again...

Pump action shotgun *BOOM*
That's what you get when you play my tunes!
Can you call this a tune though? A tone? A freestyle?
A little scribble written by a wee child?

Nah I deliver FIRE! I'm a fire hazard!
Like a lithium battery doused in acid!
House jumps everytime I climb out of my casket!
Alive again! Yes I'm Back like Backstreet!

We drove up the car! We didn't take the taxi!
Too many potatoes but it's okay if you ask me
I hope they'll last all winter and hope the weather's OK!
So we can keep 'em cool but not frozen like OJ!

But yes I'm heading back North again...
For but a weekend at the source of Zen...
In snow or slush and I hope to catch a free ride up
Work's been sparse so I need my 'bucks'

I got at least the moose and bears and cool friends there
Every year till we can't pretend the rent clears
And the house warms - only when our noses are popsicles
We hop in the mobile auto and drop some fuel

I stray yeah. It's a feast everyday there.
Get out every morning! Every night chase stairs!
The garden is our daycare. The beds our refuge.
See the stars and sing soothing tunes.

We brush our teeth under Northern Lights, they're mighty
But only come out when the ice is biting.
So I'm back again! On the mic enlightening.
And on grand adventures! It's quite exciting.

Father-of-Death! Cyberdevil
Smooth beat loop, Scooby Doo
Yeah! We do be cool
Hello! Toodle-oo