Inktober #24 - Net & Yahoo

AKA A Missile For A Pen, A Missile Of A Pen, Pens Instead Of Missiles, A Missile For A Penny, Netanyaho...

Gotta get a grip on this penmanship, can't let this slip
Like my fleeting dream of seeing the beaming Eldorado
Saw the movie but that was just a friggin' fever dream
Or a nightmaaare! Just like Netanyahu.

You'd think with a name like THAT you'd be a COOL DUDE!
Used to be a fan of Yahoo and Yahoopa too
Back when they had Geocites and everything was so new
Their email's a terabyte still, but reliability's woo woo

Kind of like Netanyahu! He's still a leader but...
Well let's dissect this problem. He murders kids and robs them
Of food influx and so starving's widespread like Durex condoms
But they're so unprotected, it's like he friggin' dogs them

Just rapes the population, then smiles into the camera
Says the US protects them, and yes they've signed some handles
Still walks around in sandals, and they get tons of weapons
So they can keep on killing, and they don't mind objections

Meanwhile on this side of the planet I'm so protected
Nights are a bit chilly cause we're saving on heating costs
But I've walls that could fend off stray tomahawks or seething wasps
I'm glad we don't get missiles, I think that might be a LOT

And I've room, and I've food in the fridge, and I have Zoom
I can speak to buddies in the Bahamas and Zimbabwe too
Imports work pretty well, we get similar kinds of fruits
I mix it up some days with some Kiwi and... guava juice!

So you know on this side of the world we've GOT stuff to lose
Maybe that's why we don't really involve ourselves with the wars
The news may just report on what's saucy and thus confuse
Except for with BitChute, you rarely get to the root of a cause

But I think this one's pretty clear yeah, it's a weird one...
We all know the conflict's wrong, but we don't hear drums...
Demonstrations in the city go on, though they keep it discreet
And do Israel really care? They just move their embassy

To a secret location, keep on sleeping on nations
Keep away foreign aid till NATO has a base in the bay
And stop sending drones with the rations, they're like a drop in the ocean
And sometimes drop down on people, and cause a lot of commotion

When will we stop with the hostilities and get The Rock for a spokesman
Or Bernie Sanders, or Tulsi, or Theo Von! So many better people on ANY
Side of the pond.

Come on!!!