Kwing VS Cyberdevil

Kwing versus Cyberdevil!

Use the arrow keys to move...
Z to punch, X to kick, C to block, down to duck...
Characters do double damage when it's their turn to rap...

Let's do this!

VS1 - KWING

Kwing on the mic, time to tremble Cyberdevil
You can call me Spiderdemon, welcome to your final level
You're an ancient relic on the site like a Mayan temple
You still live inside a rental probably eating rice and lentils

You're biting Atmosphere, but you're not environmental
Just reminding you of better rappers that you might resemble
Only way you beat me so the player can acquire the medals
Your style is gentle, mine is mental, we know how this fight is settled

I'll make your Heartbleed, I'm a Cyber attacker
With that monotone mumbling, every time that you blabber
And a million garbage songs that you write when you're hammered
I think this guy is an actor that's playing Viper the Rapper

It's ironic you use Flash but your style is so inanimate
Chronically online exhibitionist that's tractionless
Zero Ko-Fi supporters backing him, it's sad as shit
You couldn't build a brand with instructions and an Allen wrench

VS2 - CYBERDEVIL

Cyberdevil ready to reign and weather the wind
Thinking I'll tremble? You're not even on my level though Kwing
Say you're a mastermind? More like a wannabee demon
A scrawny prawn here emceeing trying to bond with my legions

You don't like rice and lentils? So binge your sprite and menthols
Spend your spares on dental care - I ride worldwide with my rentals
My Ko-Fi's not for getting it's for dispersing funds
Guess you wouldn't know money flow on just advert income

I don't like to suckerpunch but I guess I gotta swing at this dingus
Yeah I built the temples you pray to, paved the way of the kings
Little noob! Coming in with the coding and you think you can win?
Crouched in cobwebs, reading comics, thinking you're grim huh?

Whack rapper, hard to dis, you're just blank chapters
No-name in the game comparing me to those who matter
And I'm not enviornmental? Like you that claim falls flat
Look how I rap, every bar I TAKE OUT TRASH!!

VS3 - KWING

Hey Skwisgaar, cool it with the Murderface impression
I'm comparing you to Slug 'cause you're impersonating legends
For your debut battle it must hurt to take this lesson
'Cause your bars are like a knife against a Terminator's weapons

Your rapping barely hurts, you get wacker every verse
Treat rebuttals like you're cramming in vocabulary words
Yeah I cracked the code, even my adversary learned
That this is my game, you're doing ancillary work

My verse is so sick it infects in the flesh
Two weeks to respond and your best is a mess
Never thought nerdcore and struggle rap could intersect
You wrote a whole song bitching about your broken internet

I'd probably spit my drink if you scrapped in a street brawl
Violence from a dude that got fat off of meatballs
And running at a net loss ain't some shit to brag about
So go and spit your last words before I got you tapping out

VS4 - CYBERDEVIL

Time do go beast mode! Kwing you're sounding like you've done deepthroat
IDDQD - someone's coming with the cheat code!
Little lightweight I could knock you out with my vocals
There's no tapping out, chokehold till you're stone cold

And isn't it the ultimate shame to be beaten at your own game?
Both in and at - this cat's a code cracker like it's cocaine!
In person legend yelling: Quit overselling!
I may flow as a pro like a Slug but who's slow?

You make two tracks a year Kwing, you're falling out
You've got no job, no real op, you're soft, got no clout
Yeah your verse is infected let it burn in the wreckage
Tying a noose around your own neck thinking it's a necklace

In mic a nobody in life hack and soap off
Spent two years on a game, couldn't recoup your own cost
On premiere week severe defeat! And as an emcee?
Even with Terminator tech you couldn't fare against me