Shave and a haircut
The man decided he needed a shave and a haircut. The barber completed the haircut and proceeded to give the man his shave. As the shave progressed he kept on nicking the man’s face, so much so he had paper stuck all over his face.
When the barber completed the job, the barber said that will be $5.00 please.
The man handed him a $10.00 bill, and said keep the change, at which the barber responded: “Why such a large tip?” The man said you deserve it, this is the first time I have had a barber, a butcher, and a paperhanger work on me.



