Blonde Blind Joke
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender,
“Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
“Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair – giving that you are blind – that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
“Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
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