New Viruses

The George Bush Virus – Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus – Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.

The Clinton Virus – Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory

The Al Gore Virus – Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting

The Bob Dole Virus – Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

The Lewinsky Virus – Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus – Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back

The Mike Tyson Virus – Quits after two bytes

The Ellen Degeneres Virus – Disks can no longer be inserted

The Prozac Virus – Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn’t care

The Michael Jackson Virus – Only attacks minor files

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus – Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy…then discards it through windows..

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