1. Cats have the simplest of taste – the best will suffice.

2. Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.

3. Cats are living proof that eating and sleeping all day isn’t all bad.

4. Cats teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

5. Traits we despise in people, we prize as virtues in cats.

6. Cats know all the sunny places.

7. An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

8. A cat’s favorite game is: “Hah! Made you look!”

9. A cat’s worst enemy is a closed door.

10. Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.

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