10 More Things you should know about cats

11. Cats aren’t as dignified as people say they are. Ever watched a cat clean its privates?

12. Cats are good for dusting high places.

13. Cats have fur coats because they look silly in raincoats.

14. You don’t own your cat. The cat owns you. And the cat owns the house. You just pay the mortgage.

15. Cats have their own lives; get on with yours.

16. Someone once said: “He who doesn’t like cats doesn’t like pets smarter than he.” But cats aren’t that intelligent. They just THINK they are.

17. Men don’t like cats because cats are cooler than they are.

18. Cats aren’t so brave anymore once they’re in a microwave.

19. The reason cats rub against your leg is to mark you as their territory.

20. Cats have 9 lives.

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