40 Famous Last Words
1. You’ll be perfectly safe behind this lead shield
2. That’s not smoke, that’s steam
3. Of course it’s sterile
4. We should have enough gas to make it to higher ground
5. The IRS expects you to cheat. Everybody does it !
6. It’s so tame, you can put your head in its mouth
7. Relax, I can get ya outta this easy. No sweat !
8. It was fresh just last week
9. These are the safe kind of mushrooms
10. It should be OK to swim in
11. He’s been a perfectly safe driver, ever since the accident
12. My wife’s not at all jealous. We have an “open” marriage
13. Clip the red wire first
14. These Jury trials never last more than a day or so
15. It’s unplugged, go ahead and remove the cover
16. It’s OK to format this disk
17. They don’t bother tourists, their economy depends on us
18. It’s supposed to make that noise
19. That law’s been on the book for years, they don’t even enforce it
20. It doesn’t look like the bridge is out
21. Besides, they only attack when they’re hungry
22. The boss won’t mind; anyway, he’ll never know
23. It shouldn’t take long to reach the Airport from here
24. I’m sure I turned all the lights off
25. I bet I can fit in there
26. The law requires regular safety inspections, don’t worry
27. Hey ! Relax ! I’ve done this hundreds of times
28. That’s only a puddle, go ahead, keep driving
29. He’s bluffing ! That’s a toy gun
30. Don’t worry, I’m always bringing people home for dinner
31. Let me assure you, this operation is routine
32. Those warning labels are only to avoid lawsuits
33. Broken? No, this works just fine!
34. I think it was this way … or maybe it was the other …
35. Yeah, i’m sure those piranyas are vegetarians …
36. No worries, don’t mind that warning sign, it’s been there for years …
37. No, thats not mine …
38. Oooh, i comletly forgot about that!
39. Lets go ask that nice person over there …
40. Hey, whats this?
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