March 2007

Man, 102, given 25 year mortgage
Easter in November
Last journey was dead long
No grave flowers, they’re messy!
Students expelled for dodging foreskin test
Stalin clears up unpaid bills
Billionaire buys homes for the needy
Owner of stranded villa moves back in
Crossing the (fake) border
Longest address on the web
Mouse ‘robs’ cash machine
Mum hooked on ‘dummy’ fags
Tesco store left high and dry
Pub ban on randy soldiers
Dragon ‘to rival Great Wall of China’
Pink plan to deter male drivers
Men drained by bed sharing
Toadzilla seized in Australia
Ifans slammed for paedophilia ‘gag’
What is a winkle?
Which bird can fly backwards?
Tatt-wooed at last
Bag snatcher’s gaffe
Chess champ, 15, found with nightclub dancer
Puppy comes back from the dead