AKA Ice Caves, Wim Hoff, Avalanche, The Human Freeze...

Ooooh...

I like this one.
Unconventional.
For the mental sentimental.
Ambient like an electric rental.
Eevee? Best believe me.
I'm breathing easy.
Cyberdevil!
Larrynachos.
On the beat see.
Wait for the drop (drip).
It's cold it's freezing.
But this the season...

0:25

Heard this and I had to hop on
Think this is too fast for me?
That I'd opt for your raps and beats instead?
Like is typically common for a phat emcee?
This could turn to catastrophe
I'm not lean like a labrador
I may steam from a span of pores
But I'm an animal, get me on any track man
I can handle more

And when the beat jumps can it man!
It's icy and I feel like an avalanche
Cyberdevil; larrynachos the tandem band
With an ampersand between: Larry and the Devil
Cyberdevil always been a rebel I don't settle
For anything that isn't heavy metal
Or friggin' frigid like an Ice Cube in the fridge
But I pick it like a petal and I drink it

I'm on the gas pedal and I'll settle like never
Getting better better better with every letter I set
In the annals of time like I never looked down
Cold like I hover yet with every step
Climbing in the caves, I'll be raving with the Yeti
High on Mountain Everest wherever this gets me
Plenty of food but it's frozen and energy's required
To vibe with the fine folks of NG

( Oh here we go... oh where we go... we just don't know... but air it flows...
Blows through my nose... o2 to prose... it fills my soul... more than usual! )

Ice COLD! But like a golden era! A screaming terra!
A lean machine! A human dream! A fiend supreme!
A dragon blazing! Their ranks amazing!
A killed off cast from our jilted past!

And now we freeze! Fend off disease!
Hole up and feel! The wisdom leave!
The world is cruel! But human too!
If we pool together again we can make it beautiful!

...

The world is freezing...
Please don't leave it in this sorry state
As the leaves fall, and the trees thin
The cold Earth wakes

The cold it gets, from toe to head
Around the world, a total spread
Like peanut butter on a toasted bread
We lumber on, our only quest

What have we got, if hope has left
Don't lose the hope. Don't... forget.

The freeze.

AKA The Plan, Get Shit Done...

It's morning and I gotta get shit done! The sun is out but it's not summer
And I'm still overcome! By that post summer wonder bummer
Trees are now bright like their fire, but they don't light my desire
To get out and run! I just want to sit inside and be glum

Nah it ain't quite like that! Every morning if the light is back!
I still fight to get right on track, I still want to kill (metaphorically) and spike my stats!
I still want to acquire stacks and go ham to the max when I can
With my rhymes and reviews and too mac me a stronghold

Getting better and stronger, till I conquer the bongo
Get an SUV Bronco, and a bae like Beyonce
Maybe go to a concert or a restaurant
Big dreams? Is there something less I want?

To be happy... that's what all my moods really boil down to
Wish I could say to someone that I found my peace when I found you
But life ain't like that, you gotta know pain, gotta break your back
To find something worth saving, it ain't an aimless vacation... #FAX!!!

And yet the dream too is to work where I want to!
From a camper or cottage, with a laptop, I've got this
Not enough work that way to keep me fed and sustained but someday
I'll truly manifest that... .json... runway

Future me if you're hearing this! Don't despair man, here's a tip!
Get a grip on your life and take care of it! Or else you'll slip up and bang your head
And lie there in a puddle of blood and despair and shit, it's scary
When shit gets hairy, but if you want to gain some wisdom just take a trip to this library!

It's my mind! I find I always dive into it at the right time!
I may lose a key occasionally! Come Inktober I always find mine!
And it's easier to formulate goals if you just think them through!
So that's what I'll do! GOALS! Life advice from me to you:

Figure out what really makes you happy... and go for that.
Formulate a plan on how to make it... and slowly attack.
All improvements are incremental... go day by day.
At the end of every week look back and see the progress you've made.

And keep on going like that FOREVER... unless you sigh.
And in time realize there's probably a path that's BETTER... in your mind.
So make a new plan! Put pen to paper... it's never too late!
To change paths and go the right way. Just do it today.

Don't. WAIT!

Wooooahhhh... sparkly.... larrynachos on the beat! I'm just here to feast. Lyrically. At least. Come on...

It's like A Scanner Darkly! I'm living my life in the backseat parking parked in
When I could be out in the blue where the sharks swim
I'm not a cold and cruel bastard, though their teeth may seem alarming
I won't harm no beasts, I'm not Chinese, I don't eat no shark fins

All I want to do is fly! On a rainbow or moving sky!
Want to see those city lights! Fade away and leave me bro!
I don't like that kind of life! City streets though they're kinda nice!
When you see their shine reflected on your fleeing vehicle

( Come on... it's larrynachos muchachos!
Sentient soundwaves seeping through the secret sauce door!
Sounds awesome! Subsequently best take some steps/precautions!
Lest you get lost in! The sound (echo) )

Nachos joining me for Inktober too this year!
I say 'Aw yeah' like that classic hip-hop sample it's beautiful!
Now we're two doing this music daily and dude I can groove and flow
To your beats too! If I'm ever out of inspiration I'll scoop one home

Rythm unconventional and hard? True! But I don't scarp for a challenge
It's friggin' art too - I'm starved for new truths, new tunes, new new
New everything! Scarred on life not being what it's never been
I realized too slowly, should've grown up quick and saved my chips for a wedding ring

Got myself some family, got myself some new constants
Got myself some legacy, always thought it all was nonsense
But you can't live on friends in need, you can't just crash on their couch
Somebody they'll all grow up too, and like trash they'll throw you out

I've got this music going for me and I don't ever want to stop
I don't ever want to lose my spark and become some thing I am not
Scared of too much, of everything no longer being what it was
But it was never forever was it? Time goes, you better watch.

larrynachos, Cyberdevil.

...

I'm going to flee this neon! Some day I'll become!
The one who changed my whole being! Trascendant; freeing!!!

Uh (uh - uhhh)! Yeah (yeah - yeaahhh)!

Cyberdevil on the beat cause I'm back home!
Got the groove in my feet and my backbone!
Father-of-Death made a 'smooth beat loop'
I saw the name and went 'cool he'll do'

Vocal chords kinda fried though cause I've been practicing!
Five days ago I knew in five days I'd be back again!
Attacking things with my vocal tracts so I chose to scrap with myself
For five days! Won't be doing that again...

Pump action shotgun *BOOM*
That's what you get when you play my tunes!
Can you call this a tune though? A tone? A freestyle?
A little scribble written by a wee child?

Nah I deliver FIRE! I'm a fire hazard!
Like a lithium battery doused in acid!
House jumps everytime I climb out of my casket!
Alive again! Yes I'm Back like Backstreet!

We drove up the car! We didn't take the taxi!
Too many potatoes but it's okay if you ask me
I hope they'll last all winter and hope the weather's OK!
So we can keep 'em cool but not frozen like OJ!

But yes I'm heading back North again...
For but a weekend at the source of Zen...
In snow or slush and I hope to catch a free ride up
Work's been sparse so I need my 'bucks'

I got at least the moose and bears and cool friends there
Every year till we can't pretend the rent clears
And the house warms - only when our noses are popsicles
We hop in the mobile auto and drop some fuel

I stray yeah. It's a feast everyday there.
Get out every morning! Every night chase stairs!
The garden is our daycare. The beds our refuge.
See the stars and sing soothing tunes.

We brush our teeth under Northern Lights, they're mighty
But only come out when the ice is biting.
So I'm back again! On the mic enlightening.
And on grand adventures! It's quite exciting.

Father-of-Death! Cyberdevil
Smooth beat loop, Scooby Doo
Yeah! We do be cool
Hello! Toodle-oo

Pico Day! Hmmmm!

...

What do I say huh? What do I do?
I'm up online all night with the NewGrounds crew
Celebrating today all these youthful toons
Some a third of a century old soon! Still they move

We've got the secret sauce, we've got that brew!
We've got the Fulps and freedom since '95!
And for the eons I hope we'll keep this alive!
Fuel collaboration and rage on and feel the vibe!

NG survived the turnings of ebb and tide,
Was low for a while, but dope art still it thrives,
Creative limitations? I see none in my sights
Kongregate may be a grate man - NewGround's the sky

We didn't die! So let us rise from our grave lifes!
And take all these strays right! Kill all of our stage fright!
Get out on the grapevine! And cheer on this grape wine!
Or beer or Sunburst! This site's a wonder! It's life abundance!

It's truly awesome! You're truly awesome! You've got the sauce son!
Flash's still alive in our hearts and art blossoms
Ruffle some feathers NG's incredible we'll weather whatever comes in our way
If jumping off the grounds... jump with caution eh...

...

Or don't take the jump it ain't worth it, become a Supporter
Show the Portal your service so we can take it the furthest
Club a Seal or get involved with adverse murders
Bite some fed's head off, think Hominid's dead? Not!

We've got top notch hitters on this bed like a bedrock
Blanket's more a banquette, we've Stamper and the dank
The Tankmen and their pranks, JohnnyUtah on that road
Got Little Jim on the code, Bren the Man since he's old

I kid! They're all immortal they'll be living forever,
NG's the Bank of experience and creative endeavor
So let's thank it together, YouTube came along and so
NumaNuma's gone but YOLO carry on we've gotta go

To the future and the empire we're building like the Kree
Shut up and take my money and make this a legacy!
Not the kind of legacy you look at with cool assertion
Like this is legacy code move to the newest version

Twitter caved in, they cast out cats that we've been saving
Tumblr gave us their artists cause they straight up betrayed 'em
DA's always been shit, MySpace grew ancient
FaceBook claim they're for the users but Zuckerberg's a turd

It's all NG! With Sublo and Tangy and all this energy!
Brackenwood! Dudes who left Disney to be friendly with US!
Miss Dynamite I remember those skits with pride!
The Clocks Locks and Glocks and Squads they all survived!

Yeah we're the future! Fueling revolution like an Uber!
FNF got it made! ninjamuffin done once again revolutionized online games!
Here comes another wave! Servers are crashing cause they're all
Surfing these everglades

Always all green, fresh and new like a lima bean
Leading the charge like Everdeen, NG has forever been
The world may be a shithole, but on here we let heaven in
I think it's evident, we're like a revenant

And constantly revamping all this recreation
Constant state of evolution, ever moving, renovating
With history so rich it'd make MBS seems a stray
We've got toons you can consume for decades, forget days!

And it's all GOOD! We're the MindChamber without a wrinkle
Ironed it out like Krinkel, we're the island in this sinkhole
And don't forget Pico, the one who treats all equal
Who shoots up school shooters cause screw them they've got no humor

NG's too dope! Let it move let it live
Here's to another twenty some years! In the coolest crib

Happy Pico Day!!!

Kwing versus Cyberdevil!

Use the arrow keys to move...
Z to punch, X to kick, C to block, down to duck...
Characters do double damage when it's their turn to rap...

Let's do this!

VS1 - KWING

Kwing on the mic, time to tremble Cyberdevil
You can call me Spiderdemon, welcome to your final level
You're an ancient relic on the site like a Mayan temple
You still live inside a rental probably eating rice and lentils

You're biting Atmosphere, but you're not environmental
Just reminding you of better rappers that you might resemble
Only way you beat me so the player can acquire the medals
Your style is gentle, mine is mental, we know how this fight is settled

I'll make your Heartbleed, I'm a Cyber attacker
With that monotone mumbling, every time that you blabber
And a million garbage songs that you write when you're hammered
I think this guy is an actor that's playing Viper the Rapper

It's ironic you use Flash but your style is so inanimate
Chronically online exhibitionist that's tractionless
Zero Ko-Fi supporters backing him, it's sad as shit
You couldn't build a brand with instructions and an Allen wrench

VS2 - CYBERDEVIL

Cyberdevil ready to reign and weather the wind
Thinking I'll tremble? You're not even on my level though Kwing
Say you're a mastermind? More like a wannabee demon
A scrawny prawn here emceeing trying to bond with my legions

You don't like rice and lentils? So binge your sprite and menthols
Spend your spares on dental care - I ride worldwide with my rentals
My Ko-Fi's not for getting it's for dispersing funds
Guess you wouldn't know money flow on just advert income

I don't like to suckerpunch but I guess I gotta swing at this dingus
Yeah I built the temples you pray to, paved the way of the kings
Little noob! Coming in with the coding and you think you can win?
Crouched in cobwebs, reading comics, thinking you're grim huh?

Whack rapper, hard to dis, you're just blank chapters
No-name in the game comparing me to those who matter
And I'm not enviornmental? Like you that claim falls flat
Look how I rap, every bar I TAKE OUT TRASH!!

VS3 - KWING

Hey Skwisgaar, cool it with the Murderface impression
I'm comparing you to Slug 'cause you're impersonating legends
For your debut battle it must hurt to take this lesson
'Cause your bars are like a knife against a Terminator's weapons

Your rapping barely hurts, you get wacker every verse
Treat rebuttals like you're cramming in vocabulary words
Yeah I cracked the code, even my adversary learned
That this is my game, you're doing ancillary work

My verse is so sick it infects in the flesh
Two weeks to respond and your best is a mess
Never thought nerdcore and struggle rap could intersect
You wrote a whole song bitching about your broken internet

I'd probably spit my drink if you scrapped in a street brawl
Violence from a dude that got fat off of meatballs
And running at a net loss ain't some shit to brag about
So go and spit your last words before I got you tapping out

VS4 - CYBERDEVIL

Time do go beast mode! Kwing you're sounding like you've done deepthroat
IDDQD - someone's coming with the cheat code!
Little lightweight I could knock you out with my vocals
There's no tapping out, chokehold till you're stone cold

And isn't it the ultimate shame to be beaten at your own game?
Both in and at - this cat's a code cracker like it's cocaine!
In person legend yelling: Quit overselling!
I may flow as a pro like a Slug but who's slow?

You make two tracks a year Kwing, you're falling out
You've got no job, no real op, you're soft, got no clout
Yeah your verse is infected let it burn in the wreckage
Tying a noose around your own neck thinking it's a necklace

In mic a nobody in life hack and soap off
Spent two years on a game, couldn't recoup your own cost
On premiere week severe defeat! And as an emcee?
Even with Terminator tech you couldn't fare against me