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Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. You take a step towards him, he takes a step back. Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man.

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  1. S3C
    Sunday Jan/26/2025

    oh...endless variations :P

    Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. The sadistic man takes a step towards him, he takes a step back. Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. The sadistic man takes a step towards him, he takes a step back. Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man...Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. The sadistic man takes a step towards him, he takes a step back. Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. The sadistic man takes a step towards him, he takes a step back. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH says the unjust man- he just fell off a cliff

    Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. The scientist takes a step towards him, he takes a step back. Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. The scientist takes a step towards him, he takes a step back. Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. [...] Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. The scientist takes a step towards him, he takes a step back. Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. 'Wait a minute...how could this be happening???' The unjust man, who holds onto a cherished view that the world was flat, had his ego shattered realizing that he stepped back into the position he started in.

    Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. No, says the wise man. F*ck, says the unjust man, realizing that his position was several steps back and that he already been in the wise man's area.

    Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. The sage takes a step towards him, he takes a step back. Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. The sage says "that is not how the idiom goes. You take two steps backwards, I take one large step forwards". The unjust man then goes on to trick others with newfound knowledge, now with +25% efficiency.

    Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. The fat man takes a step towards him, he takes a step back. Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. The fat man takes a step towards him, he takes a step back. Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. .... Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. The fat man takes a step towards him, he takes a step back. "Congratulations! How about another round?" The unjust man says as the fat man completed a lap around the track. So what?? The unjust man can still do honest work as a physical trainer on the side.

    Meet me in the middle, says the julmust man. The other man takes a step forward, the julmust man takes a step back. Meet me in the middle, says the julmust man. The other man takes a step forward, the julmust man takes a step back. "okay perfect" says the julmust man. "Just wanted to slightly justify ourselves to this side to get the full view of the sunset and snow behind us. This new label on our julmust bottles will surely boost sales at Ikea next holiday". The other man then asked later "why did you tell me to meet you in the middle if you were taking a step back yourself? that's technically no longer the middle if you are moving". "No idea, really" said the julmust man. "It's just some silly quote I saw on a Swedish blogging website"

    Meet me in the back, says the unjust man. Both the middleman and unjust man take steps forward to the back. The unjust man gives 10% of the drug deal revenue to the middleman. Unfair, but what was the middleman going to do? He was just a middleman. He could be replaced in a heartbeat. And the only way out of this business is six feet under. *spooky Mafia trumpet noir music plays*

    Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. "Do you mind just coming over here? My back kinda hurts" Cyberdevil says. The unjust man complies. Turns out he wasn't so unjust after all.

    Meet me in the middle, says the right-leaning man. The left-leaning man takes a step towards him, the right-leaning man reciprocates. Meet me in the middle, says the right-leaning man. The left-leaning man takes a step towards him, the right-leaning man reciprocates. Meet me in the middle, says the right-leaning man...Meet me in the middle, says the right-leaning man. The left-leaning man takes a step towards him, the right-leaning man reciprocates. They are finally close enough to handshake, reach a compromise on their differences, and go about amicably in their one ways. Then the observer woke up, realizing it was just a dream.

  2. Cyber
    Sunday Jan/26/2025

    The Julmust man ought leave a comment if he's reading this. Though *plot twist* maybe @S3C will become the Julmust man in the future?!

    lmao at the back one. XD And first one. And other ones.

    The final one sure was beautiful...

    Soo I suppose the morals of these alternations are:

    1. There may be ways to handle even an unjust man!
    2. Our prejudice clouds our judgement, and so maybe the unjust man is not always unjust.
    3. What is really just? Are morals really somehow genetically molded into us at birth, or are they simply the result of circumstance, and these days more so a societal effort to maintain a working community, or more cynically, to keep people under control; doing as you wish them to?
    4. To an unjust man, wouldn't a just man ironically also be an unjust man?
    5. Ultimately, aren't we all just man! Just going about our daily endeavors in the best way we know how.
    6. Man these were some good variations.



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