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Post Apocalyptic Commando Shark (2018)

Post Apocalyptic Commando Shark (2018)

Here's a movie that sounded great in theory, and looked good on cover, but when the Egglord ending extra was the highlight of the movie you know it's a movie without any particular highlights...

It's more theatrics than film. More dialog than acting. Intentionally entertaining in a way that somehow makes it less entertaining... maybe just because it's sub-par entertainment?

The occasional jokes I don't understand, based on names I don't know, make it seem like it might not be aimed at an international reach. Like it's more of an inside joke to those who made this.

The actors are slow and rarely serious either. Nobody stands out. Everybody seems to be intentionally trying to be sub-par, as if they'd match the comedy that way, and unfortunately that does come across.
Bad acting? Bad directing? It's hard to tell.

Props for effort though. Props and all. Props on an awesome cover too (maybe that's where they blew their budget)! But in the end this one just didn't keep me hooked at all.

Was expecting something more like one more spin-off to the Sharknado series. At least that studio managed a cast with characters with character... alas this was not that.

Enjoy the cover, but I wouldn't recommend the full thing.

 rated 1.5/5: almost decent


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