Slayers (2022)

A vampire movie with subtle anti-vaccination propagation?! I wasn't expecting that!

The style initially reminded me a bit of Domino, and I thought it'd be budget but good, gritty action with some surprise social media gaming elements. As it turns out it's more so surprise social media gaming elements... and very mediocre action.

They did try, but the fakeness looks fake and the comedy's not that fun, and all major showdowns are rained on by bad puns and dubstep. I like where it was going, I like the main heroine, played by Kara Hayward, and old dude Elliot Jones wasn't bad either. But eh...

It just wasn't that good a movie.

Lots of talk, little doing, and neither that captivating or convincing.

 rated 2.5/5: almost not bad