A Hundred Haikus 2
   (very quickly composed second edition for the sake of making a second edition)
             By Bob Axell

00

We do not live long
We wish to live longer
Than we do live now

01

Hunt chairs on luggage
When papers cheat to plunder
Because lounges cheat

02

Can you see the sky
High up above you like the
Divine sign it is

03

Sweeping my totem
I imagined my papers
Throughout my money

04

The world is round as
A cherrypop wonder smashing
My life it smothers

05

While admiring the
Flowers, Suzuki plundered
Without weaving air

06

Don't blame me for your
Futile actions you tried to pull
And change your life

07

Hark the playing asked!
Zounds! fie! breaking leaving shoe.
Suzuki hunts soon

08

There was a war then
Such a long time ago that
I don't remember

09

Limb loiter to it
I plundered and plundered more
I taught hydrogen

10

Scornfully, crow yearns
Foul eagle squirming, quibbling
Thrusting foul farmers

11

Strands the weaving made!
Darn! darn! basking pulling trick.
Belgium falls quickly

12

Excretions despair
Formlessly, enemy seeks
Humbly, madly, hooked

13

Short papers explained.
Short fingers pondered aptly
Flat papers whispered

14

Nurtured I was still
Until the day came when I
Fell to starvation

15

Balancing my yard,
Tims land plundered my flowers
Throughout my gravel

16

Don't kick me today
I will punch you in the face
Leave you shameless

17

Summoning my trail,
Monkey borrowed my crayons
Look out little bunny

18

There was once one two
Now there are two thirds and four
Waiting in the line

19

Walk chairs to water
When fingers love to plunder
Because barbers hunt

20

Is there such a man
Who speaks in tongues twisting
Living for his king

21

Path plunder to her
I plundered and measured more
I made oxygen

22

Richly, amputee
Abandons, scornful pebble
Hardens glumly, blunt

23

Periodontics poppy
Walkout semiprofessional
Adonis inclusive

24

It might seem random
And at times it is random
At times not random

25

Sedilia Pernod
Stereobate conduplicate
Epigeal hyoid

26

Who tells us what we
Can do or can not do, only
We can know surely

27

Copemate comedo
Partner nighttime salina
Orpington aerodrome

28

Society is
A big maze you crawl into
And sometimes never out of

29

Thickening burgess
Phlebotomy symposium
Handspike phosphoric

30

Do not eat me! Help!
For I do not want to be your
Meal today, never

31

Aerator reseau
Constriction surrebutter
Knuckle euphotic

32

Be suspicious
Of the world around you for
It lies, not sitting

33

Crockery pulmotor
Weatherability ambage
Orthoepist further

34

Dinosaurs murmur
Darkly, sneering herons plead
Placid ornate lame

35

Villadom sheerlegs
Filing rhodolite shapeless
Friability

36

Swift pike pulsates, bough
Roaring smiling capricious
Hawks patter, melting

37

Crowfoot ascribable
Heartache pulsate oversubtle
Sexagesima

38

Hideous plush still
Carpetbaggers flailing sour
Chimeras preach, late

39

Homely anabasis
Chattel flagstaff schoolmaster
Dinky residence

40

 

41

Upright infamy
Hitchhike dawdle mountebank
Hexapod chylaceous

42

Iron catapult
Squealing, sharply, bungling drums
Blowing elms stroke, cool

43

Moistly, angel hides
Great vipers recover, soft
Gratifying rude

44

Irrecoverable
Infighter palladium
Audiophile bigeye

45

 

46

Basifixed workout
Diploma ugsome curling
Unsafety sapless

47

legless dreary loud
Exaltation marvels, great
Dogs end grayly, cheap

48

Telome symphonist
Vitalism cordierite
Jointworm domino

50

Waitress quacks numbly
Earthworm drifting doubt frowning
Frowning, small

51

Morphia institute
Sulfa contract taconite
Oligopsony

52

Nervelessly scruffy
Grimy exclamation crawls
Shy meek sailfish looks

53

Aiguille Toryism
Bumptious Zephyrus birthstone
Equipotent ripen

54

Melodies leap, dour
Koala hesitates, head
Imagines, hapless

55

Crustily rambling
Flying softly lucid presents
The hell we live in

56

Ripening leech squeaks
Kingdom recognizes, dry
Nightmares fumbling snows

57

Freely warm dry dry
Lieberman frowning heart stands
Vulnerable bold

58

Saxophones dwindle
Frowning, bouncily, women
Panic, willowing

59

Conflicts decline, smooth
Restored ideals preparing
Kindly, Cold War cries

60

Jarringly saucy
Rainmaker ricochets, ship
Labors, smiling casks

61

President fights, short
Highest standards declare, tests
Gaining, sharing soul

62

Fainthearted sorrow
Repels, dolphin groaning doe
Defecates slowly

63

President Who talks
Tipper listens fairly, goal
Consuming, laughing

64

Lightly, snowbird bleats
Wastefully, bee recurs, soaked
Firm apparitions

65

Accountable warm
Love exploring poor oilmen
Defying tests cheer

66

Duck implores strongly
Reflections potter, awestruck
Dumb tedious pears

67

Shrewmouse esophageal
Yttrium imbue forerun
Fibrinous inboard

68

Acidly lustrous
Blameless chasm exclaims blindly
Pulpily, slowly

69

Naval churchwarden
Naphtha sheepshearer anneal
Stereotyped cherish

70

Illusions scramble
Rumbling deception roaring
Roaring, vain

71

Flambeau impostor
Spirea tragical weeder
Ashkenazi orpine

72

Fiercely, haystack jabs
Blankly, diamondcutter crawls
Tiredly roughly, late

73

Innersole drover
Truckline flirtatious sidewise
Halberd jimsonweed

74

Gratefully patient
Ancient laconic knives float
Lightly, brutes seduce

75

Speechify mizzenmast
Jigger textuary bowery
Sunbonnet blackpoll

76

Peacefully, mule rings
Ranting queens bloating, rushing
Exploring yearning

77

Deafly dirty frost grunts
Giddily, Adonis slips
Messy idle rude

78

Happily raging
Lingering deafening duck
Embarks, hoarse naughty

79

Grotesque firstborn weeps
Cruelly quietly, mountains
Accelerate, chaste

80

Enormous cook grieves
Fluttering rushing, glumly
The autumn raining

81

Aghast hoarse redhead
Plays plays, grave fries
Solemn flawless trees

82

Shepherd awaits, white
Overzealous ghosts moaning
Blindly, poor bestial

83

Alligator stamps
Infinity shaking cruel
Redwoods replenish

84

Monkeys encircle
Bronze painless passionate plow
Scurries feebly pure

85

Sound palpitates, cook
Grieving river reflects, pearl
Clanks buoyantly, gnomes

86

It does take time to
Compose a lime sometime it
Does not make sense

87

Fleeting dazzling plush
Corruption agonizes
Hugely, sting arrow

88

Cemetery oinks
Indolent riders fight, pure
Flesh intoxicates

89

Mournful life pulsates
Richly, regretful island
Slips, jackal squealing

90

Watch the show and don't
Forget where you are going in
This life you are in

91

Luminous cautious
Catapult hobbling horse
Sniggering, softly

92

It ends swiftly like
A bag of natchos muchachos
Really not really

93

Abject canoe paws
Kindly, polarbears prying
Gold energies snooze

94

Plough breaks kindly, hairs
Recollect loudly flea snarls
Brutishly madly

95

Gutless potbellied
Plums abandon, riding fruits
Hypnotize tiredly

96

Image coughs grayly
Filthy melodies sagging
Burials ruffle

97

Frail starflower drinks
Blankly, richly, sharply, heart
Laughing, tiredly, ewes

98

You say this is a
Haiku but I say this is
Masterpiece

99

So you think that you
Can make amazing haikus?
I say go for it ;)

                     The End