Inktober #17 - Jam Bam Wow
Aww! We had guests over today! Had a good time. It's night! Let's cook some good rhyme. (OK!)
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I grew up! Guess I'm a man right now!
What can I say? Jam Bow Wow!
If you've never tried a pot of Jambalaya you better!
I'm the new Jamiroquai and I can't stand sweaters!
What did the Mayans think of the Aztecs? They didn't.
Till they came in and ate their abdomens and killed 'em.
Meanwhile the Inca took over the lands building,
Providing for everyone, even though they were Indians.
I'm not derogatory. I mean in the US of A:
They clashed and killed each other's kids instead - but that's another story!
Been reading up on facets and facts of history
Taking the scenic route: the back path of misery
So many lands saw so much bloodshed
They mummified their kids if they showed up just dead
Severed each other's heads and put 'em on sharp sticks
And apparently appreciated jokes and quick wits
And the Aztecs had great flower gardens...
And the Inca were so great at farming...
In the jungle they dwelled for thousands of years and more
Then came the Conquistadors! Oh SHIT!
With disease! And they did as they pleased!
They documented their scriptures - then burned whole libraries!
In Australia, do you know the Aboriginalese?
They were cool too, till the colonies shipped all prison peeps
Over there and so the show is over, they go in fear
Anybody who lives in sync with nature: show no care!
It's the same thing now: anyone who's but a farmer
Can never hope to hold a throne or bone no Ava Gardner
People of the land stand up, hands up!
You're providing for us all! And what is the reward?
Long days and endless chores, and poisons and pesticides
Just to keep up with the tribe, so we eat and stay alive
Nutrition in the soil depletes and we get roided sheep
And toy with seeds with built-in pesticide resistance - point at Monsanto
Then Bayer who took over their conglomerate and flavor
See them don't be a stranger! Quick middle finger waver!
Uh! Jam Bow Wow!
We own this land right now!
Tell the man to stand down and count
Himself out! We've got this.