They say you only live once but that’s a lie. You die once and you live everyday.

Props Dwight Schrute on possibly saying this one first though.

Death is like being stupid. It's only painful for others.

As far as I can tell, nowhere is a utopia. Everyone is miserable everywhere. Isn't it grand?! :D :D

War is not about who's right, but who's left.

Something about Russells hmm? They speak well; they're in tune with the world and matters thereof; they're good philosophers.

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, the second best time is now.

Adapt to your generation but don’t forget your culture.