A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says: "Make me one with everything."
Just stumbled upon this one; had to share. ;)
So the Buddhist gets his hot dog, one with everything. Pays the hot dog vendor with a 20$ bill. The vendor takes the money, and then nothing. The Buddhist is confused for a moment, until the vendor replies: "Change must come from within."
And there's the sequel! If you Google. You will find! True wisdom.