Winnie The Pooh: Blood And Honey (2023)

Turning Winnie The Pooh into a horror movie? A tale of cute, childish critters that you presumed were but a matter and manner of imagination to fiendish evils, betrayed by the handsome Chris Robins who went away to collage and left them in their vile and peerless states?

In theory the idea works but... the execution's disappointing.

Winnie's clearly but a man in a mask, most actors can't act, and it all ends up being more violence and gore than any manner of real horror.

The sceneries are decayed and horror-worthy, the props are solid, but no manner of visual wizardry can redeem the cast... or directing? Not sure where it falters, but it just isn't that good.

I guess Chris is alright though. And some of the girls. And some of those girls! Woo. But in the end... it's just not that good.

Not that captivating but for the gruesome. Not the mood.

 rated 2.5/5: almost not bad