Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Fortunately only sensible people around these parts.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you do, you're misinformed.

Though technically I'm quoting @S3C now...

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.

Have I become more cynical lately...?

Things certainly are spacier this year.

The Museum of Alien Life! Fascinating shizzle. Check out the first part here.

You have to be asleep to believe in the 'American dream'.