Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Let bygones be bygones...but where I'm from,
We buy guns and more guns, to give to the young.

And that's how you stay young forever. You never grow old.

Me? I'm less from Compton, more from... Computer.

The worst mistake you make is when you're too afraid to make one.

I have wasted some time in the past,
But I'm past wasting time.

Grammar Nazis are like contraction killers.

Get it? I bet y'all finna h've a hard time with this one.

If you want to live a memorable life, you have to be the kind of person who remembers to remember.