Inktober #24 - Net & Yahoo
AKA A Missile For A Pen, A Missile Of A Pen, Pens Instead Of Missiles, A Missile For A Penny, Netanyaho...
Gotta get a grip on this penmanship, can't let this slip
Like my fleeting dream of seeing the beaming Eldorado
Saw the movie but that was just a friggin' fever dream
Or a nightmaaare! Just like Netanyahu.
You'd think with a name like THAT you'd be a COOL DUDE!
Used to be a fan of Yahoo and Yahoopa too
Back when they had Geocites and everything was so new
Their email's a terabyte still, but reliability's woo woo
Kind of like Netanyahu! He's still a leader but...
Well let's dissect this problem. He murders kids and robs them
Of food influx and so starving's widespread like Durex condoms
But they're so unprotected, it's like he friggin' dogs them
Just rapes the population, then smiles into the camera
Says the US protects them, and yes they've signed some handles
Still walks around in sandals, and they get tons of weapons
So they can keep on killing, and they don't mind objections
Meanwhile on this side of the planet I'm so protected
Nights are a bit chilly cause we're saving on heating costs
But I've walls that could fend off stray tomahawks or seething wasps
I'm glad we don't get missiles, I think that might be a LOT
And I've room, and I've food in the fridge, and I have Zoom
I can speak to buddies in the Bahamas and Zimbabwe too
Imports work pretty well, we get similar kinds of fruits
I mix it up some days with some Kiwi and... guava juice!
So you know on this side of the world we've GOT stuff to lose
Maybe that's why we don't really involve ourselves with the wars
The news may just report on what's saucy and thus confuse
Except for with BitChute, you rarely get to the root of a cause
But I think this one's pretty clear yeah, it's a weird one...
We all know the conflict's wrong, but we don't hear drums...
Demonstrations in the city go on, though they keep it discreet
And do Israel really care? They just move their embassy
To a secret location, keep on sleeping on nations
Keep away foreign aid till NATO has a base in the bay
And stop sending drones with the rations, they're like a drop in the ocean
And sometimes drop down on people, and cause a lot of commotion
When will we stop with the hostilities and get The Rock for a spokesman
Or Bernie Sanders, or Tulsi, or Theo Von! So many better people on ANY
Side of the pond.
Come on!!!
Inktober #23 - The Butter Cutter
*I mutter that butter is making me shutter, I am the butter cutter, I can slice it with a ..... rudder? Did I fucking stutter?*
No you didn't! The motherfucking butter cutter's in the building!
Smooth like the butt of a pool cue, and he grooves too!
Instrumental tunes from the old school and the new school
Like voodoo! They've forbidden the arts of what this dude do!
Superhuman chops, gritty kicks that make you bop
Basslines that break whole blocks, in stock like chicken soup
Like polished Onyx, on this he rocks, he's got it locked
Farming the whole crop, from dirt to drop: the chicken coup
*I am the butter cutter...*
He's the butter cutter - there is no other that can spaz so!
Except maybe some rappers, and Jabun and larrynachos
And plentiful others in NG's big great beautiful castle but...
*Did I fucking stutter?*
There's only one butter cutter! Cutting the butter like a thousand others -
Combined! Till the end of time he'll keep it a hundred!
He's got his hand on udder and pulse, like Elliott Hulse!
With musical mulch growing babies into adults!
He's churning the cream, spurring their dreams,
We're all learning from he - the prodigy of ghee beats here on NG!
Always on that odyssey to make new things we can groove to
The cool dude, immortal too - so always youthful
Burning the tropes, learning the ropes, journeying the most
Doing cameos with the four cats and lions and I am
Scurrying close to the flame, the main man, head of the game gang
From coast to coast, always doing the bang thang
Dropping 808s in doses most suited for prose
Suppose we've been collabing for close to like full shows
It shows doesn't it though, and I chose to go till toast
He sent me a butter beat I guess I'm going the full loaf
*I mutter that butter is making me shutter, I am the butter cutter, I can slice it with a ..... rudder? Did I fucking stutter?*
*I mutter that butter is making me shutter, I am the butter cutter, I can slice it with a ..... rudder? Did I fucking stutter?*
Father of Deaaath!
Inktober #22 - Break Beat
AKA Kar Beeg, Beek Gar, Keeb Rag, Carpaccio, Bar Break, The Stalemate Breaker...
I've got to write something today... ideas won't come out of my mind!
Where do I find the time to rewind and play games
Vacations these days are like free time and work combined
Even social life's a kind of grind!
And I don't like it! Show me where the mic is and I'll get it!
Need inspiration! Can't find my own, get a @Father-of-Death beat to fetch it
Shit's pathetic! It's not the weekend yet, not even Weeednesday!
The week just started and I'm STILL not equipped to leave an imprint, much less make headway!
Segue to my brain... too much Adenosine blocking receptors maybe, shit gets tiring.
I feel I'm on a social rebel kind of tirade, but I perspired my rage too, lost my fire eh?
I've got it revvin'! Ate a good lunch today at a restaurant, thought that'd replinish me
Had a couple slices of bread with gluten too though, DELICIOUS, but that maybe finished me
The place is at a horse park! It's called Bro Park! Vast land... but they don't farm it,
They endorse the walking of horses instead, and have a race every once in a blue moon, it's alarmin'
They all drive there in cars from afar and there's a bar and they waste their money up on a balcony
Watching a horse run in! What the hell. Rich people...
The state of the world overall though is well
Ought get into it more and not stick with myself
Cause I'm not really an anti-depressant, I'm more a bell
That never seizes to ring! Except when I stop and smell
The roses...
And I don't like it! Show me where my fight is and I'll get it!
Need motivation! Can't get enough, I use it up, and it expires quick like fresh lettuce
Show my next quest! Show me what to read or see or partake in and feel to get the message
Alternatively I'll rep NG till my deathbed! That might be a long time...
Segue to my mind... this strange structure of gray cells I dive into to fish for what I find
Helps me when I go through trials, or do vile, and need to understand my actions
And prove I'm not a psychopath killer even when this life's a thriller and I might as well be weilding a blade
Swimming in a sea of rage, screaming REMEMBER MY NAME! Mind reminds me: I'm enraged if I feel pain
And that's okay! You feel a certain way when someone stomps you down and steps on your vertebrae
Metaphorically, or how you feel when you have a big meal or the rain is pouring
But if life is always storming just remind yourself it's just your mind! Take a step away from yourself and
You'll probably find a small cloud along for the ride... yeah, that's right...
You just don't see it if you're in it yourself
And the lens of this rain applies to everyone else
And a sense of disdain for the world and yourself
You feel you're hence a shit stain and you surely thus smell
Not like roses....
And I don't like it! But if you've a writer block just fight it!
And if you feel you're a shitstain get a therapist! An arborist isn't well-equipped or a psychic!
That's all I got for today but that's alright innit? I did finish my writing and go for twice minutes!
Will tomorrow be better or lesser? I don't know I step up the pressure but I'll try my best
When I feel goooood? The groove is a stretcher!
It carries me!
Like a Viking...
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