Moneypulation
Heeeeeeyeaaaaaah!
It's the time of gifting! The time of giving! The time of living!
The seaaason for uplifting thrifting or a little idle knitting mittens for a child or... kitten!
The snow's slowly drifting...
The droves in rows and... prose for toasts!
Christmas ghosts and folks banding slow!
Stand together no? Spreading toes and chugging shots of... Mistletoe!
Forget your bitter hate and get into the glitter mate!
Stay in late and have a good time and incinerate:
Wood in ovens; hug a cousin; chug a dinnerplate - or a dussin!
Shit is buzzin we're all getting stuffed up
With not just love but with a lust for
Busting up your normal chore and rut more
Stuffing guts and buying stuff for such lore
Commercial sales a game, while we chase the grain
Manipulation plays, Moneypulation days
Pull from what you saved,
To get what the ads say that your pals crave
Everyday!
( Boop, bing, gotta buy, a lot of things
A lot of bling, to self-affirm, that what I'm worth
Is what I give! )
We're all on this pathway of the greed and wrath mate
I'm not religious even a little bit but I do listen
To the tunes that play this looney Christmas vision
And it's Christmas innit mate? We're all fishin'
For something bigger, and give to children
To get them hooked, instill in them look
The more you get now the more we value you
Brand new gadgetry just like a valium tube
Toys to sedate you, like you're an animal
Dismantle nature and put on the mantel view
And party all night, and throw the wrapping too
Garbage bags get full and fall off after you
Moneypulation... it's the new way of a true nation!
All sales you do make makes for new waste station occupations!
And the system breaths only on an ever-increasing spending spree!
So please! Tend to these cheap schemes like sheep peeps -
So we don't enrich our enemies!
( Boop, bing, gotta buy, like all my kin
A lot of SHIT, to show my peers, that I'm legit,
And that I care!
Boop, bing, gotta buy, a lot of things
A lot of bling, to self-affirm, that what I'm worth
Is what I give! )
Go spend a dime or a dussin!
Never in vein society's bubbling
The times we live in may be troublin'
But banks keep billing, thank the Russians
Keep the buzz buzzing! No rest for financial offset
Till our walls are made of cloth, like we're a gigantic wasp nest
Just like diamonds last forever so do the best commercial ploys
Kill the Earth with a little PFAL or phthalate infested toys
Fatal choice! Juice the shit out your children just like a Boba
You can bet your ass I'll celebrate too though, like I'm a Bobcat
Like a predator, invested in my nature cause it's my home
And you know I'd rather pack some more plastic than stand alone...
Christmas is here!
Cheeeer, if you're listening!
My gift, for the year!
It may just be wisdom...
Or negative thinking?
I am wishful, my mission
Is simply to let you know!
That family is far more honorable!
Than gifting... SHIT!
Merry Christmas! In a bit.